—Hello, Ugg. Sun is shining today.
—Hello, Ogg. Yes, good day for gathering.
—Ogg doesn’t like gathering anymore.
—Ugg not understand. If Ogg not gather, how Ogg eat?
—Ogg hunter now. Not gatherer.
—What is hunter?
—Hunter is very cool thing that Ogg is. Ogg goes and beats animal with club.
—Does hunter food taste better than gatherer food?
—Yes.
—Better than berry?
—Yes.
—Better than apple?
—Yes. It better than all gatherer food.
—What does animal taste like?
—Animal taste like power. When Ogg club animal he feel very strong.
—Ugg does not think that sound very healthy.
—Ogg does not care what gatherer thinks.
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—Hello, Ugg. Ogg invent new thing called fire. Look.
—Fire is very hot. Good job Ogg. This will keep Ugg warm during cold, cruel winter.
—It can also cook animal after Ogg clubs it.
—Ogg is still clubbing animal?
—Yes. Fire can also be used to destroy. Ogg used fire to burn down hut today.
—Why did Ogg do that?
—Burning hut make Ogg feel powerful.
—Whose hut did Ogg burn?
—Don’t worry, Ugg can stay in Ogg’s hut tonight.
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—Hello, Ugg. Ogg has new idea for cavewoman.
—What is it?
—Instead of many cavewoman, caveman only get one cavewoman. She is called cavewife.
—Ugg thinks that is good idea. Ugg will choose Bibi as cavewife.
—No, Ogg already picked Bibi. Ugg can have Blargh.
//
—Hello, Ugg. How gathering going?
—Gathering going well. How is Ogg’s hunting?
—Hunting is good. Today Ogg clubbed many animals and made fur coat. Ogg is going to give to cavewife for Cavewoman Day.
—That is very nice.
—What will Ugg give to Blargh? Coat made out of berries?
—Ugg will figure something out.
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—Ogg, help! Ugg can not find Blargh.
—Blargh is in Ogg’s hut.
—Why is Blargh in Ogg’s hut?
—Ogg told Blargh that Ogg is hunter. Blargh thought hunter was cooler than gatherer. Now Blargh is Ogg’s cavewife.
—But Bibi is Ogg’s cavewife.
—Bibi and Blargh both Ogg’s cavewife. Also all cavewoman Ogg likes are Ogg’s cavewife.
—But Ogg made rule that caveman only get one cavewife.
—Ogg decided that rule not apply to Ogg.
