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sometimes i wish gremlins were real
29 Sep 2022sometimes i wish gremlins were real
29 Sep 2022"Sometimes I wish gremlins were real, you know? I think it’d be really cool to have a little guy around the house, just kind of scurrying about and doing little tasks. Most of the tasks would be chores it’d do for me, because it’s a servant gremlin."
"Sometimes I wish gremlins were real, you know? I think it’d..."
there are too many idiots out there
22 Sep 2022there are too many idiots out there
22 Sep 2022"Sometimes an idiot can be funny though, especially when they fall really hard on accident. The other day I saw an idiot, and I threw a banana peel right in front of him. And the idiot slipped on it and smashed right into the sidewalk. Hah! Funny idiot."
"Sometimes an idiot can be funny though, especially when they fall..."
8 people to summon out of a mirror instead of bloody mary
15 Sep 20228 people to summon out of a mirror instead of bloody mary
15 Sep 2022"There are so many other cool people you can summon out of a mirror. Here are some of my favorites."
"There are so many other cool people you can summon..."