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"Imagine being greeted at the spring by a scary shadow guy in a hooded robe. Where did he come from? Imagine he has a voice that sounds just like yours. Imagine he is saying words that sort of sound like English, but more like some sort of evil version of English."

"Imagine being greeted at the spring by a scary shadow guy..."

"She’s got a good head on her shoulders. Like sometimes I’ll ask her to go see a movie with me, and she’ll curse me. She’s always saying moving pictures are witchcraft and if we watch one we’ll receive eternal damnation."

"She’s got a good head on her shoulders. Like sometimes I’ll..."

"Sometimes I wish gremlins were real, you know? I think it’d be really cool to have a little guy around the house, just kind of scurrying about and doing little tasks. Most of the tasks would be chores it’d do for me, because it’s a servant gremlin."

"Sometimes I wish gremlins were real, you know? I think it’d..."

"Sometimes an idiot can be funny though, especially when they fall really hard on accident. The other day I saw an idiot, and I threw a banana peel right in front of him. And the idiot slipped on it and smashed right into the sidewalk. Hah! Funny idiot."

"Sometimes an idiot can be funny though, especially when they fall..."