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things i'd take with me to the afterlife if i were a pharaoh
7 Apr 2023things i'd take with me to the afterlife if i were a pharaoh
7 Apr 2023"If you don’t know, canopic jars are the things that pharaohs had all their organs tossed into when they died. If there’s one thing I know about dead people, it’s that they don’t need organs anymore."
"If you don’t know, canopic jars are the things that..."
my april fools' day pranks alway backfire on me
1 Apr 2023my april fools' day pranks alway backfire on me
1 Apr 2023"The other thing is that you’ve got to make sure you aren’t ending up with the egg on your face after a prank. That can happen a lot, especially if you've got a prank lined up involving a dozen eggs and a trampoline."
"The other thing is that you’ve got to make sure..."
why your kid may need greek godfathers
22 Mar 2023why your kid may need greek godfathers
22 Mar 2023"But the thing is, there are a lot of things a godfather won’t do. At the end of the day, it’s mostly on you to raise the kid. So I think it’s a good idea to give your kids lots of godfathers. If you play your cards right, you’ll barely have to do anything."
"But the thing is, there are a lot of things a..."
what i found in the glaciers on my arctic expedition
9 Mar 2023what i found in the glaciers on my arctic expedition
9 Mar 2023"There weren’t any women on the expedition, but with Dr. Hoffman’s luck he’d managed to find a beautiful cave lady frozen in a glacier. He chiseled her out and asked her to get drinks."
"There weren’t any women on the expedition, but with Dr."
the guy who decided to become the first king
4 March 2023the guy who decided to become the first king
4 March 2023"I’d basically sit back here and hope it all goes well. And then when the fight’s over I’d be in charge of saying ‘good job’ to anyone who did some good fighting. Maybe if you fight really well, you get to stay in the castle for a night or something."
"I’d basically sit back here and hope it all goes..."