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what i found in the glaciers on my arctic expedition
9 Mar 2023what i found in the glaciers on my arctic expedition
9 Mar 2023"There weren’t any women on the expedition, but with Dr. Hoffman’s luck he’d managed to find a beautiful cave lady frozen in a glacier. He chiseled her out and asked her to get drinks."
"There weren’t any women on the expedition, but with Dr."
the guy who decided to become the first king
4 March 2023the guy who decided to become the first king
4 March 2023"I’d basically sit back here and hope it all goes well. And then when the fight’s over I’d be in charge of saying ‘good job’ to anyone who did some good fighting. Maybe if you fight really well, you get to stay in the castle for a night or something."
"I’d basically sit back here and hope it all goes..."
going on a yeti hunt
26 Feb 2023going on a yeti hunt
26 Feb 2023"Yetis love to hang out in a good cave. Hey, all power to them, but you wouldn’t catch me dead hanging out in a cave all day. Hard to meet girls when your home is a cave. I’ve learned that lesson."
"Yetis love to hang out in a good cave. Hey, all..."
i’m honestly fine with the fact that dodo birds are extinct
23 Feb 2023i’m honestly fine with the fact that dodo birds are extinct
23 Feb 2023"I wonder why dodo birds became so popular. Sometimes I sit around wondering that for an entire afternoon. I can only come to one conclusion."
"I wonder why dodo birds became so popular. Sometimes I..."
the time i beat up a cupid
14 Feb 2023the time i beat up a cupid
14 Feb 2023"Okay, maybe she was laughing a little. I guess it might’ve actually been a good date, but it would have been better if I were dating the bartender instead of Greg, that’s all I’m saying."
"Okay, maybe she was laughing a little. I guess it might’ve..."