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some potions are better than others
18 Nov 2024some potions are better than others
18 Nov 2024"The Lava Potion, which lets you wade through lava, sounds really cool at first. But then you realize, how often am I even around lava? And when I am, how often do I want to wade through it?"
"The Lava Potion, which lets you wade through lava, sounds really..."
the world's most annoying clockmaker
15 Aug 2024the world's most annoying clockmaker
15 Aug 2024"How about this? The grandfather clock. It’s a clock that’s just like your grandfather. It smokes cigars and tells me I’m a disappointment?"
"How about this? The grandfather clock. It’s a clock that’s just..."
i opened my own zoo because that's where the money is
13 Jul 2024i opened my own zoo because that's where the money is
13 Jul 2024"Some zoos trade animals around to keep things fresh. But none of the zoos I talked to were willing to trade a rhinoceros for my ant farm."
"Some zoos trade animals around to keep things fresh. But..."
metal detectors are great, but here are some other detectors i want to see
30 Apr 2024metal detectors are great, but here are some other detectors i want to see
30 Apr 2024"Youth is fleeting, so you might as well start acting old now. That’s why I decided to buy myself a metal detector."
"Youth is fleeting, so you might as well start acting..."
the eclipse may be over, but i'm not done using these glasses
9 Apr 2024the eclipse may be over, but i'm not done using these glasses
9 Apr 2024"The worst part about glasses is that you always have to throw them away. It doesn’t matter what kind—they just don’t last."
"The worst part about glasses is that you always have..."