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potions

some potions are better than others

18 Nov 2024

"The Lava Potion, which lets you wade through lava, sounds really..."

clockmaker

the world's most annoying clockmaker

15 Aug 2024

"How about this? The grandfather clock. It’s a clock that’s just..."

zoo

i opened my own zoo because that's where the money is

13 Jul 2024

"Some zoos trade animals around to keep things fresh. But..."

metal-detector

metal detectors are great, but here are some other detectors i want to see

30 Apr 2024

"Youth is fleeting, so you might as well start acting..."

eclipse-glasses

the eclipse may be over, but i'm not done using these glasses

9 Apr 2024

"The worst part about glasses is that you always have..."